Cats (Not the Movie)

Q: We heard you have a lot of cats. Can you tell us why you have so many cats?

A: Why not?

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Q: Why do you like them?

A: Because they’re fluffy?

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Q: Who’s your favorite cat?

A: The orange one.

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Q: Can you describe all your cats?

A: 1 orange one, 2 gray ones, and the one you never see.

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Q: What are their names?

A: Dots, Doodle, Dandelion, Daisy. Dots is the one that permanently hates you. He’s a tabby cat.

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Q: What is it like being a cat owner?

A: A lot of pain and suffering. Who wants to do the cat litter?

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Q: Why not dogs?

A: Cause they’re too fluffy.

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Q: Where do you guys choose the cats from?

A: Different places for every single one of them. From the animal shelter, from the streets.